At the next game, Mom

I picked up my daughter and her friend from their first High School football game. For me, it was a milestone deserving a place in her baby book. After dropping her friend off, I proceeded with the interrogation:

'So... did anyone try and get you to smoke anything?'

'GOD mom, no.'

'Anyone offer you a drink?'

'GOD mom, no!'

'Did any boys try and get you to take off your clothes?'

'Yeah mom, they did- but I decided to wait to get naked until the NEXT game.'

Smart-ass.